Monster I’d Like to Fight: Warblebutter
Likely named by a halfling under its effect, warblebutters are fey insects that can disperse hallucinogenic dust from their wings and wield the very power of chaos.
The Vault: Maniacles
I smiled wide, me teeth more yellow than the sun, and pulled the maniacles from me bag. They wriggled in me hands, eager. “Go get ‘im, boys,” I muttered, and off they went, clinking and clattering
The Vault: Fire Arms
“Fire arms,” he said, puffin’ out his chest. “Nabbed ‘em from a wizard’s tower. Don’t ask how. Just try ‘em on.”
Monster I’d Like to Fight: Animated Armor
When the sorcerer’s apprentice animates a chain shirt or half plate armor, the result is quite different than normal animated armor (plate armor).
The Vault: Powdered Armor
“This ain’t armor,” I growled. “This is what pixies leave behind after a night of dancin’!”
The Vault: Guardian Gnome
I’d heard the stories. Built by gnome wizards to scare off kobolds.
Monster I’d Like to Fight: Woodpecker Phoenixes
The loud smashing of wood echoing through the forest could be woodpecker phoenixes, a fiery and never-ending wood destroying elemental.
The Vault: Belt of Belting
I noticed the belt around his waist. It had shiny gold plates and a huge mouth. Made his voice louder than a dragon’s fart.
Monster I’d Like to Fight: Boot Bugs
Are your boots feeling more pleasant than normal? Has that fighter’s foot resolved itself? Perhaps you’re wearing a pair of boot bugs.
The Vault: Weapon of Life and Death
When I stabbed ‘im, the blade shone bright, like the sun itself, an’ I felt a strength rush into me. But just as quick, it went real cold. The air was thick with it. Death.