The Vault: Snake Oil
“Tells you what, mate. Got a special brew. Snake oil, they calls it. Kills the pain, perks you right up, even sorts poison. Just a silver.”
The Vault: Hat of Disgust
It’s gotta be magic right, belongin’ to a hag an’ all? Makes folks sick just lookin’ at it.
Monster I’d Like to Fight: Shadow Priests
Hiding with the shadows of every town and city is a secretive order of priests, manipulating society from hiding to carry out their deities goals.
The Vault: Demonade
With a loud smash, the demonade shattered. A flurry of blades spun about as a marilith arose.
The Vault: Spear of Density
“I’m ‘ere for me destiny!” He scratched his head. “Ohhh, you want the Spear o’ Density.”
The Vault: Diet Potion
I glared at the potion of healing in me hand. It was one o’ them diet types, the kind me so-called “mates” been shovin’ at me since we left town
Monster I’d Like to Fight: Nemacoils
Nemacoils form from the disembodied tentacles and tendrils of aberrations, turning into horrifying creatures in their own right. Watch out for that log or stick!
The Vault: Bamboots
Me? I’m just a goblin with a knack for second-story work, and these bamboots be the ticket to the high life. Literally.
Monster I’d Like to Fight: Warblebutter
Likely named by a halfling under its effect, warblebutters are fey insects that can disperse hallucinogenic dust from their wings and wield the very power of chaos.
The Vault: Maniacles
I smiled wide, me teeth more yellow than the sun, and pulled the maniacles from me bag. They wriggled in me hands, eager. “Go get ‘im, boys,” I muttered, and off they went, clinking and clattering