I don’t know what the Cruel Summoners meant to conjure, but it probably wasn’t this. As their chants rang out I crept closer, unseen. They raised their hands in unison, and then it happened: the sacrificial ram disappeared, replaced by a golden banana. They looked to each other in shock. It was now or never. In the confusion I snatched it and ran. The bananaramarang was mine.
I couldn’t wait to test it and threw it as soon as I had a chance. The bloody thing looped back and smacked me in the nose, but not before creating a puddle of slick ooze where it flew. Fortunately, the pursuing summoners didn’t notice the pool. They tumbled across the ruined floor in a jumbled mess of flailing limbs.
Now the Cruel Summoners want it back; they’ve become obsessed. Their chants chase me in my dreams, “Banana, ram… banana, ram!”. I can’t help but laugh. What are they going to do? With the bananaramarang in my hands, nobody can catch me.
Bananaramarang
Wondrous Item, Uncommon (Requires Attunement)
As an action, you can use the banana to cast the grease spell. Once this feature has been used, it cannot be used again until the next dawn.
This banana can also be used as a thrown weapon with a range of 60/120 that deals 1d6 bludgeoning damage. On a hit, if the target is Large or smaller, you can push the target up to 5 feet away horizontally. The banana returns to the wielder’s hand immediately after it is used to make a ranged attack.
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