The Vault: Powdered Armor
“This ain’t armor,” I growled. “This is what pixies leave behind after a night of dancin’!”
The Vault: Guardian Gnome
I’d heard the stories. Built by gnome wizards to scare off kobolds.
Monster I’d Like to Fight: Woodpecker Phoenixes
The loud smashing of wood echoing through the forest could be woodpecker phoenixes, a fiery and never-ending wood destroying elemental.
The Vault: Belt of Belting
I noticed the belt around his waist. It had shiny gold plates and a huge mouth. Made his voice louder than a dragon’s fart.
Monster I’d Like to Fight: Boot Bugs
Are your boots feeling more pleasant than normal? Has that fighter’s foot resolved itself? Perhaps you’re wearing a pair of boot bugs.
The Vault: Weapon of Life and Death
When I stabbed ‘im, the blade shone bright, like the sun itself, an’ I felt a strength rush into me. But just as quick, it went real cold. The air was thick with it. Death.
The Vault: Rod of Serling
Then the rod pointed at me, and the world shattered. The ground weren’t ground no more. Turned to cobblestones, cold, hard.
Monster I’d Like to Fight: Frostfire Lizards
Frostfire lizards wield the power of flame and ice to, producing a powerful breath that can leave foes burning with their feet frozen to the ground.
The Vault: Hammer of Banishment
The handle was sturdy, and the head of it—two fists, one pointin’ one way, the other the other way. Every time that hammer hit, it cracked like thunder, and the demon hissed. That hammer was magic.
Monster I’d Like to Fight: Ossicarrixes
Ossicarrixes are bone-white monsters that make their home where there are plenty of dead. They are especially interested in bones.